|Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things.
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they worried someone will clean them?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk?
Do they use sterilized needles
for lethal injections?