A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.  While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.  During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.  God says "No" and explains she has another 30-40 years to live. 
 Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, and a tummy tuck.  She even has someone come in and change her hair color.  She figures she's got another 30-40 years, so she might as well make the most of it. 
 After recovery from her final operation she walks out of the hospital and is struck and killed by a speeding ambulance.  She arrives in front of God again, and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years, what happened?" 
 God replies:  "Sorry, I didn't recognize you." 
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Thanks to: Dennis Janisch  
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