|1. The Scouts are saving
aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be
used to cripple children.
2. Ladies Bible Study
will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are
invited to lunch in the Fellowship
Hall after the B.S. is done.
3. The pastor would appreciate
it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles
for the pancake breakfast next Sabbath.
4. Low Self Esteem Support
Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the
5. The pastor will preach
his farewell message, after which the choir will
sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
6. A songfest was hell
at the Methodist church Wednesday.
7. Remember in prayer
the many who are sick of our church and community.
8. The eighth-graders
will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church
basement Friday at 7 PM. The
Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
9. Thursday night Potluck
Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
10. The rosebud on the altar
this morning is to announce the birth of David,
the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.
11. Tuesday at 4 PM there will
be an ice cream social. All ladies giving
milk will please come early.
12. A bean supper will be held
on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
13. At the evening service
tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our
14. Weight Watchers will meet
at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door
at the side entrance.
15. Mrs. Johnson will be entering
the hospital this week for testes.
16. Please join us as we show
our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing
for the girth of their first
17. The Lutheran Men's group
will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes,
green beans, bread and dessert
will be served for a nominal feel.
18. The Associate Minister
unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan
last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge
- Up Yours."
19. Our next song is "Angels
We Have Heard Get High."
20. Don't let worry kill you,
let the church help.
21. For those of you who have
children and don't know it, we have a nursery
22. This being Easter Sabbath,
we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg on the altar.
23. The service will close
with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies
will start quietly and the
rest of the congregation will join in.
24. Eight new choir robes are
currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to
the deterioration of some older ones.
25. The senior choir invites
any member of the congregation who enjoys
sinning to join the choir.